Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Sh-Sh-Sh-Shut up!
Is anybody sick of this commerical yet? I am. I can't believe the Chia Pet is still in demand, and not only have they been pushing the Chia Pet down our throats for as long as I have been alive, but now they are advertising the new Chia Cuddlie, and now you can even get your very own, Limited Edition, "Chia-versary" musical Ch-Ch-Chia alarm clock!!! - Oh wow, just what I've always wanted for Christmas! - NOT! Right along there with President Bush, I am appalled that the American public just eats this stuff up. Like the HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! commerical... really, both of you, seriously, please, shut up now. (And as for those Hardee's commercials... I don't even want to go there...)
However cruel, I think for everybody's birthdays this year I'm going to get them a Chia Pet. My poor mom, she gets to go first as her birthday is on February 4th. Or wait, my neighbor, as hers is on the 2nd. And since I can choose from sooo many Chia Pets, I think I'm going to include a little note or card that reads inside, "A little something special that just absolutely reminded me of you, I hope you have a wonderful birthday..." I'm already thinking about the elephant one for mom, and the hippo one for my sister...
Sure sounds like a death wish, doesn't it?
However cruel, I think for everybody's birthdays this year I'm going to get them a Chia Pet. My poor mom, she gets to go first as her birthday is on February 4th. Or wait, my neighbor, as hers is on the 2nd. And since I can choose from sooo many Chia Pets, I think I'm going to include a little note or card that reads inside, "A little something special that just absolutely reminded me of you, I hope you have a wonderful birthday..." I'm already thinking about the elephant one for mom, and the hippo one for my sister...
Sure sounds like a death wish, doesn't it?
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